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  2. kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

    (via randomgaysian)

    Tagged #joke ref #lol
     

  3. cupcake-fallen-angel:

    vidreebro:

    ahsadler:

    phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

    bangtidyniall:

    I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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    RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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    FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    IT’S STARTED

    IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

    someone’s getting coal this year

    IT’S FUCKING SEPTEMBER WHO BROUGHT IT BACK

    (Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys, via onepieceofafangirl)

     

    1. bei fong: stop making bad puns
    2. mako: you forgot the magic word
    3. bei fong: what's the magic word, detective
    4. mako: "police"
    5. bei fong: "police stop making bad puns"
    6. bei fong: ...
    7. bei fong: i dont know what law you broke but you fucking broke it
    Tagged #lok #mako #lin
     

  4. ahumblebard:

    doxian:

    I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

    Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

    SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

    I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

    (via strange-estrangement)

     

  5. Anonymous said: How far have you gone with a guy?

    perks-of-being-chinese:

    i went to canada with my dad once

    Tagged #me irl
     

  6. gaymergirls:

    one of my favorite things about the rivals-to-lovers trope is when one of them, at the beginning of their relationship, grumbles about how much they hate the other person’s awful face and i sort of cackle to myself like, oh man. you’re going to have it so bad. it’s going to be so great. you are going to love the CRAP out of that awful face. you’ll be composing delicious, pining, sappy sonnets about it. i love it. 

    (via melissaljs)

     

  7. gaymergirls:

    one of my favorite things about the rivals-to-lovers trope is when one of them, at the beginning of their relationship, grumbles about how much they hate the other person’s awful face and i sort of cackle to myself like, oh man. you’re going to have it so bad. it’s going to be so great. you are going to love the CRAP out of that awful face. you’ll be composing delicious, pining, sappy sonnets about it. i love it. 

    (via melissaljs)

     

  8. sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

    "We’re preparing you for the real world"

    I don’t meant to alarm you but

    the real world has calculators

    (via tvvinkletoes)

     
  9. Today I had to say goodbye to my best friend and most faithful, loving companion of 6 years.
    She loved perfectly, without expectation, and taught me so much about how to love and be human. Even though she only had 4 paws.

    I wish we’d had longer together. I love you so much, Sox.

    Good dog… ♡

     
  10. mishasminions:

    REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHERE DEAN AND CAS STARED AT EACH OTHER FOR LIKE AN ETERNITY

    (via the-swiggity-swag-stag)

     

  11. A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

    thescienceofjohnlock:

    societyghost:

    Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

    Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

    Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

    Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

    Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

    Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

    (via fallenjudicator)

    Tagged #HA #crush it
     
  12. levis-short-ass:

    lancecorporalfabulous:

    erenhardheadedjaeger:

    lancecorporalfabulous:

    levis-short-ass:

    Levi out

    Quick someone Photoshop him near a pool

    uhm

    Amazing.

    OH MY GOD YOU GUYS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    (via skykhr)

     

  13. "it started as a joke and it’s now an otp"
    — that wonderful ship that you were like “yeah right” and now you are like “FUCKING DAMN IT” (via ashketchumwrites)

    (via blue-eyed-korra)

     
  14. childofdragons:

    hiccum:

    hiccstrid:

    assgod:

    wifipasswords:

    songofages:

    This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?”

    And later the director confirmed it.

    DeBlois revealed that, the reason Gobber never got married, is because he is homosexual. This makes him the first homosexual character of the franchise, and even DreamWorks itself.

    This is the worst representation I’ve ever seen when will we actually get queer characters without having to deduce it from like 0.3 seconds of screen time and a vague hint

    the worst? are we forgetting..  

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    i always thought, because he looks directly at hiccup when he says it, that he meant “because he doesn’t want to deal with kids like hiccup” ?? but yeah this is cool too

    DeBlois commented that he may or may not give Gobber a love interest in the third film. Keep in mind that there wasn’t initially even supposed to be gay representation - it was a last minute decision on Ferguson’s part that Dean wanted to keep in.

    Had they wanted better representation, after Ferguson adlibbed this, it would have involved a lot more work on their part that would involve hours upon hours of more work when it comes to storyboarding (keep in mind that, especially in such a huge company like DW, they would create hundreds of storyboard pieces for every single version of one scene).

    I’m not saying that tiny bits of “this character is gay if you squint and contemplate” is be okay representation, but it wasn’t planned. Had they planned it, it would’ve been far more evident and much better. Especially when you take into consideration that Dean DeBlois himself is gay and would probably be super down with having more gay representation.

    Until someone said something when it came out, I thought he meant because he loved Valka at one point too.

    (Source: starrdork, via randomlunatic)