Imagine your OTP stuck in an elevator after they’ve had a fight.
Kind of deaf pre-serum Steve Rogers.
Bucky Barnes in the habit of muttering complaints about how stubborn and bullheaded and idiotic Steve can be when Steve is right there because he knows Steve can’t hear him if he keeps his voice quiet enough.
Heightened hearing post-serum Steve Rogers.
Bucky Barnes still in the habit of muttering about Steve being a stubborn sonuvabitch sometimes under his breath.
Steve whipping his head around and just going “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?” and Bucky being so surprised he almost falls over.
" Why did you bring me here? What am i going to find in the swamp?
Not a what…. a who. “
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
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Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source
let me tell you a story about the google headquarters
so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw
but you’d kind of expect all that right
but then I started to notice something kind of weird
there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface
so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:
"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"
google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks
and actually listened to it
AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS
"I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can."
when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys
when they are all gathered into the gym and lectured by tina fey
I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.
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