1. oate:

    *shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

    (via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

     

  2. whitebeltwriter:

    conorayne:

    josiephone:

    alwaysactually:

    lusilly:

    some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

    wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

    "oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

    implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



    image

    you were saying

    (via thatpsychowriter)

    Tagged #hp
     
  3. audreyii-fic:

    imaginarycircus:

    that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade:

    I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

    I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

    The crack fiction one doubles as a model for my thought processes.

    Always reblog this exactly correct graphic set.

    (Source: goodboydummy, via lariren-shadow)

     

  4. semicastrated:

    the difference between “ok” and “okay”

    image

    (Source: pissent, via drinkyourfuckingmilk)

     

  5. meloetta:

    bruh-chan…

    (via drinkyourfuckingmilk)

    Tagged #bruh
     

  6. maliataete:

    queerbriel:

    welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

    (via thatpsychowriter)

    Tagged #relevant
     
  7. thegits:

    fish-boned:

    shickalenia:

    dduane:

    thesuitsofwoah:

    that’s almost too cruel
    almost

    I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

    Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

    I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

    Vicious. I love it.

    (Source: maxofs2d, via strange-estrangement)

     

  8. sansaofhousestark:

    the best otps are the ones who realise they’re in love with each other and quickly and firmly deny it to themselves for a ludicrous amount of time

    (via thatpsychowriter)

     

    1. Baby: H-h
    2. Parent: The baby's first words!
    3. Baby: H-h h-h-h
    4. Parent: House?? Hair???
    5. Baby: H-h-h
    6. Baby: Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
     

  9. malekith:

    malekith:

    malekith:

    oh my god i dont have a gag reflex

    update i just stuck a fork down my throat and nothing happened its official im going to be a prostitute this is the only way to utilize these skills

    update my mother just walked in on me trying to shove the remote down my throat

    (via ishgardian-elezen)

     
  10. "Aloha!”

    (Source: as-seen-on-disney, via tvvinkletoes)

     
  11. fencer-x:

    amiammorette:

    take my computer away from me

    Ị̜̟͕̖͓͖͎̪̩̩͈̖̹̀͝ͅ’̴̷̧̛̦̬̮̞͔͞l̵̸̶̨̯̪̱̖̩̱͢l͏͎͖̪͓͎̙̗̗͔̤̞͔͠ ̴̻̥̪̮͈̩̟̲̲̗̖̣̙̹̀͟s̵̶̩̜̥͔̘̱͔̳̝̹̱̞̥͝h̛̟̳̟̙̖̤̜͘͟o̢̟̰͎̼͡͝w͢҉̠̤̯̠͕̙̳̖̠͕̞̣̳̝̹̹̳̱ͅ ̧͇̟̬͕͕͈̘̤́͟y̸̷̘̥͉͙̹̫̗̭̯̳̺̪͡ó̴̧̱͙̜̮͈̱͍̮̘̤̳̫͙́͠ṳ̖͉̝̲̹͉̩͈̳̦͎̥̻̮̲̜̦͢ ̴̶̢̳͕̪̖̟̳̰͘͞ͅͅá̵͎͙͙͙̥̱̭̟̥̥̖͟͝ͅ ̷̮̥̙̻̜̭̣̙͢ͅs҉̵̗̖̘̘̀͜ͅi̸̯̭̩͉̻̗̞̜͇̪̙͖͟͡͠g̛̺̥͎̭̭̣̳͕̠̻͔̭̕̕͡͝h̷͏͓͚͉̱̬͈̳̜̙̼̯̞̕͡t̴̲̦̼̞̜̤̳̝̲̕͞ ̢͝҉̲̰̭̪͚̦̙͚̭̗̲̮̗̲̟͉͈͘ͅͅỳ̛̦̤̲̜̺̼̮͎̼ͅǫ̵̸̝̯̯͍͍͓̘͈̰̹͔̬͔̭̜̕ͅu̷̸͓̣̥̠̦̳͘͠͞’̢̣̘͕̖̗̣̹͇̠͘͜͠͡v͠҉͕̠̮͖̪̥̳͓̼͎̪͕̳̼͙̭̖̝́̀e͏̸͏͓͙̺̺̜̮ ̢̧̗͎̲̪̩͙̻̻̱̯͢͞͞n̸҉̧̮̲̣̞̕͢ͅe̘̺̜̯̭̜͝ͅv͏͉̱̟̰̼̹̪̠̬̤͇̙̦͓͙̀͜e̤̻̲̙͉̯͈͎͈̥̤̳͎͈̯̮͖̕r̵̼͙͖̪͠ ̢͙͉̼̫̜̦̠̝͉͜͟ș̢̧͔̙̞̮̳̦̦̭͉̙̗͈̕͢é̴͍̯̻̫͔̯͇̳̞͉̦͔̘e̸̪̹̝̟̮̩͖͉͎̣̳ǹ̡̹̩̦̘̯̜͈̙̯̞͈͙͕̙͈̺̳ͅͅ ̀͏̰̥̦̬b̵̧͎̭͔̟͈̟̩̜͖͙̜͚͍͢e̴̤̹̮̗̩͇̳͕̳͎̥̭̟̫̰f̗̦̪̰̩̮̥͍̹̯̹̖͔̬͘͜o̢̨̺̙̹̲̜͘r̶̙̠͍̦͞é̼̖͈̫̩̙͔̝͓̘̹́͝͞

    (via dinossam)

     

  12. modernvampiresofnewyork:

    What girls look for in guys

    • brown eyes
    • messy hair
    • cute nose
    • 4 paws
    • golden retriever 
     

  13. "I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
    — Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

    (via iamthequeenvictoria)

     
  14. seafiish:

    CLICK AND DRAG THIS LITERALLY EVERY FRAME IS GOLD

    (via pleaseletmeinmummy)